A Christmas Limmerick!

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There was a plump, rose-cheeked man named Claus

He was jolly and cute but had flaws

He wore women’s shoes

When the reindeer would snooze

And a glimpse gave the Mrs to pause

 

This surprise though it wasn’t enough.

All sorts came from this man in red fluff!

He wasn’t opposed

To some knickers and hose

“And my best Christmas apron” she huffed!

My mother sent out an email saying we had to come to Christmas Eve and Christmas Day celebration at her house with a story or poem that she wants us to recite. Of course the email drew groans…but, I’m finding I need find humor wherever I can find it these days so this is what sprung to mind!

Wishing all my friends, old and new, a very Merry Christmas and Holiday season and all the best for a Happy New Year!

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3 responses to “A Christmas Limmerick!

  1. Love it! But now you need to write another for Christmas Day because I already heard this one…LOL

  2. Merry Christmas and Happy New year, Dana. Glad you took the time out to send this jolly message out to everybody. I guess we’ll see you in 2013 :)

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